Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.