Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.