How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!