How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Bazinga Jokes More Bazinga Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.