How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

When do you care for a man's company?

When he owns it.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Bazinga Jokes More Bazinga Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.