Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.