Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Previous Random Joke Next

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive