What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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How do you cure depression?

A gun.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps