Don't be depressed
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Coffee Mug
A gun.
Because they're in a depression.
Depressions.
Just one with depression.
Down's in the dumps
Red, white and blue
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Lonely ness.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
A Hoodie.
A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.
Because he's too short to be an essay
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
By the ears
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
Me: Personally I need a job.
The guest of honor always shows up late!
The punch lines.
It's stale, mate."
Because they are in bread.
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
A rebell
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
