What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.