They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
She's only wearing one sock.
Bernadette
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
By taste.
He Glocks in