The Defenestration of Smaug.
A parsnip.
Head & Smolders
Facial Hare
He was a cereal defenestrator.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
Because he was bored of the rings!
Worcestershire
It failed the Smaug test.
Dragon drop