What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?

Wheelburrows!

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Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.