What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.