Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.