Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Park Car Jokes More Park Car Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.