Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.