Chasing parked cars.
Pardon me"
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
Ducks like a quack.
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
The carp-ark.
His tricycle will be parked outside.
A: They want to make ends meet.
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
Punch him in the nose.
Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
A: He's been chasing parked cars.
