What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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An egg in a duck.

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A firm grip on the back of her head.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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They always quack the case

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What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.