Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*