Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!