Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.