How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Charlotte Jokes More Charlotte Jokes

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down