How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC