Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.