Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)