Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*