How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.