How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !