What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.