What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water