Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)