What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.