What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.