What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?