What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.