What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Pulled pork.

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.