Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!