Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.