Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar?

Free Endless Salad Tossing

Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.