What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !