Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.