How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

How did one pothead greet the other?

High

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.