How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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Slow down and use some lube

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WANNA RIDE BIKES???

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"