How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.