How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna