What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

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How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.