What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.