Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!