Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there