Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !