What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!