Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa