How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

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What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.