Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Environmentalist Jokes More Environmentalist Jokes

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes