What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.