What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.