What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture