What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture