What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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elephantgiraffesin()

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Big bo peep !

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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He couldn't stand all the racket!

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !