Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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Tenants

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People said she was making too much of a racket.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!