What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.