What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.