Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What are you people doing?

making this crap up.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!