How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar