How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry