How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!