How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry