How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*