None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
A turkey.
Because she'll let it goooo
A seasoned traveller.
Tooth hurt-y.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
He couldn't decide what font to use.
Over 9000.
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
His job was soda-pressing