How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.