How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!