Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What do you call the study of food prices?

EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"