Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!