Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

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How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.