When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.