What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare