How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for