How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

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How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for