How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )