How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )