Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin?

She's trans-parent.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.