Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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Because I saw so."

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!